June 2010
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WTF?
WatchLightning strikes three of the tallest buildings in Chicago at the same time! (by Craig Shimala)
The peehole context
“I’m going to fistfuck your peehole with my foot, this is sayable, yes?”
There is no casual French word for Pee Hole?
Sigh.
English is fucking tough
Take the following phrases.
“I’m going to fuck you on this”
“He fucked me over”
“She fucked up”
“Fuck off, motherfucker”
“Fuck it”
“I got fucked”
“lets fuck”
“I’m fucked”
If you didn’t know any better you would assume they were all about sex. It’s not fair without...
France, day 4 20's and a 1. Coke.Headphones.Small...
Not really 81 days, but that is how the French say it. Quarte-vingt-un. 70 is soixante-dix, or 60 and 10. There are no words for 70,80, or 90. Odd.
I have only seen 2 fat french people so far. I’ve been wondering how a country in love with bread and butter does this. Every sandwich I get has a stick of butter on it. The French also love coffee and cigarettes and wine and other baked goods....
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Fete de la Musique
I was flipping through the ABC/CBS type French channels. Its Fete de la Musique here so everything is all music. So I am watching this ABC type audience and host and the host is interviewing a DJ.
Host: speaking french says “french fyrench french blah blah blah, “FUCK ME IM FAMOUS”, frenchy french franch” without skipping a beat.
It was obviously the title of a song, but...
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“Suck my nigger dick faggot” means you are telling them to suck your dick...”
– French friend discussing what i told him would be the worst thing to say in America To anyone. We settled on suck my sweaty nigger dick you fucking faggot cunt. I hope he knows to never really say that. It really is audibly terrible. If he does say it I hope it’s to a white woman in the...
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Jai Paul - BTSTU
My friend Meredith...
“I’m going to burn your vagina”
– Jeremy, my new French co worker
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French Top 50 Hip Hop
….according to some random music channel…..
I can’t type the fucking names but I can describe that it was 50% auto tuned singy r&b, the rappy stuff felt old, maybe in a good way, but was way 96 in vibe…..and the number one……..Sean Paul….Sean mother fucking Paul. I feel like I’m in a time machine.
Japanese bitches be trippin →
French Lessons
pousser: sounds like pussy, means push
pute: sounds like Poot, means hooker or prostitute, slang I think
salope: slut
chienne: insult, like bitch
