April 2011
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“I can’t really tell the difference between chinos and khakis but I know that...”
– Scott Simpson (via putthison)
Apr 29th
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WatchWatch
Transformers 3 Dark Of The Moon Theatrical Trailer (by Michael Bay Dot Com) You can hate these movies all you want. My hard on for giant CG robots fighting will never die, now it grows stronger that there is a full scale war/disaster tied in.  Thin plot? Bad Acting? Who cares when you can watch robots beat the shit out of eachother and destroy cities in slow motion, while your rectum is tickled...
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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“Functional shift) happens when one part of speech is suddenly transformed into...”
– Neuroscience of Shakespeare - Boing Boing Someone is using EEG to study the response to these functional shifts in Shakespeare. I’d be curious to see if listening to Lil Wayne triggered the same responses. For serious. 
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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I’m listening to the Dave Matthews Band just to see what long dormant parts of my brain crackle and pop. I’m 2 minutes into the first song and I have an urge to drink Natty Light and buy a hemp necklace…  I listened to them a lot from the years 1995-2000. I’m mostly not ashamed, mostly. There was other stuff that kept me from feeling too douchey, Wu Tang,2pac,Mobb Deep...
Apr 25th
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am i an asshole? →
toobigforstroller: yay? nay? There are probably children in Africa the same age as some of these kids in strollers walking 7km twice a day to get water. I’d also argue that you are babying them if you are trying to “prevent a melt down.”
Apr 22nd
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Inspire Me →
“Ships in harbor are safe, but that is not what ships were made for”
Apr 16th
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Garlic.
I just finger fucked 2.5 bulbs of roasted garlic. I felt like a caveman. Eating mushy paste with my fingers and not really caring how I looked doing it. This was in my home and I generally don’t care how I look when I do things at home but there is a line. There are things you don’t want other people to walk in on. Also the vague threat of a hidden camera prank show keeps me in line,...
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Walking Home late night
I was walking home from work around midnight. I don’t work in the nicest part of Paris. I’m sorry to shatter the dreams of 13 yr old American girls but there are shitty areas of Paris. My ear buds were in, skipping through my playlist…no….no…cool…wait..no…ok… I noticed someone walking 2 steps behind me in the reflection of a store window. Three...
Apr 13th
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Fun Day
I met a former Black Water merc..mercenary…soldier. He taught me how to kill a man using only the stank air from a semi inflated basketball. Then I spent the rest of my day reading all the comments in an article about my company in which my actual job is the focus. It’s really strange to read a bunch of nerds talking about what you do in amazingly wrong detail. The article was...
Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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“Welcome to stankmuzik.com, at this site you will be able to enjoy music in...”
– STANKMUZIK.com I found this via facebook. It was in the interest section of someone I kinda remember from childhood. I love website bios and information written in 3rd person by the artist/person/whatever. I can see them at the 15” CRT monitor of their 6 year old DELL tower trying to sound...
Apr 10th
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