Ass down on a baguette: Archive

“DO YOU. UNNASTAND. THE WORDS. THAT ARE COMIN OUTTA LABEOUF?”

– Harrison Ford calls Shia LaBeouf an idiot for being honest

Jun 30th

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Another fucking cat dream

I slept with my windows open and it was raining last night. I had this thought before I drifted off that something would come in from the storm. I have a balcony so the window is full size. I had a dream a cat came in as I was sleeping. I have a fear of cats. They cling to things and shred things. Dogs are viscious but my irrational fear of cats wins. I can wrestle a dog. I can punch a dog. Dogs...

Jun 29th

O.M.G. Netflix like service for Theaters! →

evful: I would get this instantly and live at the theater. We already have that in France, lazy Americans late to the game.

Jun 29th

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“HH: How do you handle it? Gosling: For starters, to masturbate, I imagine myself...”

– Ryan Gosling: To Masturbate, I Imagine Myself as a Woman, Masturbating to Ryan Gosling from The Hollywood Ham

Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

YouTube - VFX SR. →

HIRE THIS MAN

Jun 26th

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Actual dream

flying in planes. Planes were landing on buildings. 600m tall wave wiping out the coasts. Earths poles were shifted. Somehow that made for giant cats, only cats born after the shift. Moving from group of survivors to group of survivors. Depressed. I was the only one who knew we needed to kill all the kittens before they grew to giant cats. I remember saying “don’t you get it,...

Jun 26th

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Watch

sti-m-awesome: Latest track day video… had a blast …being there then reviewing footage and editing it… so fun such a great day…more to follow for sure!! I like how you kept in all your passes

Jun 26th

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I don’t like Ed helms movies. Seems like a nice guy.

Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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Vidéo La Fistinière, caméra au poing de... →

wow. It’s exactly what you think it is.

Jun 24th

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This post is useful if..

thefortressofsteezhood: 1. you are a female 2. you are a rapper 3. you need a rap name Feel free to use this: LeAnn Rhymes. Not the same but there is a Leann Grimes

Jun 24th

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I’ve never played D&D but if I did I would make a joke about how this wine is +10 protection from gchat spite attacks

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Dongs of Sevotion: The curse has not been lifted... →

kolsen: The curse has not been lifted but merely delayed. The washer in this house leaks, one of the heating ducts is fucked, the bottom shelf of the fridge with the drawers cracked, and tonight the transmission on the car crapped out. Went to parallel park but the car just kept drink forward in reverse… There are 2 choices. You will find that unlike TV life is a series of these things...

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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I’m not moving anytime soon but I have to pee off my balcony once before I do

Jun 22nd

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Wonderland... or The Third Place: distorte: Who is... →

distorte: Who is to say that my generation’s index of culture should be yours also? Ignore those who would have you consume works of length and substance and then spend your life in consideration of and conversation on that substance. Emulation of dead modes of expression cannot be the way…

Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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“Pulp Fiction killed film school. Don ‘t get me wrong. I don’t regret my USC...”

– Pulp Fiction Killed Film School – The Script Lab An article should also engage it’s readers as well, not make very general pronouncements with no examples to back your theory. When I went to USC Screenwriting we were constantly reminded about engaging and entertaining audiences. Also, if you want...

Jun 22nd

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Fete de la Music in Paris

I like the concept, what I don’t like is the shitty cover band outside of my apartment window. Give me a few hippies or metalheads… something more than goofy poorly done covers. We want the funk? Linkin Park? C’mon man, men, people.

Jun 21st

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