April 2012
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Saying that Family Matters is better than The Cosby Show is like saying that Deep Blue Sea is better than Jaws. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, because Eddie Winslow is bad for your health.
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WatchSunday Musics.
Men's Humor (menshumor) on Twitter →
This person…something….thing… has over one million followers. It is fucking terrible.
Watch(via McDonald’s : 280 : Champignons)
This was one of the first commercials I saw when I moved to Paris.
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My Thoughts on Facebook after not having it for a...
It’s poison. Smog. In theory I love it. Communication is good. Sharing is good. The only problem is that like smoking or drinking coffee it becomes an almost unnoticeable habit. Facebook doesn’t cause cancer but it will fill you with anxiety and slowly twist your thoughts to the point where you don’t remember what it’s like to not have facebook. It’s like a permanent...
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Today's Awesome French Related Thingy
When French people with thick accents say bottle it sounds just like BUTTHOLE. When French people say Bottle in French, Boutielle, it sounds like Booty.
“My butthole is empty”
“Have you seen my butthole?”
Think on that shit.
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“Philippe stared at me. Incredibly, some water had gotten trapped in his trouser...”
– Paris, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down: Books: GQ
In my experience this is not true. I suppose I don’t work in the same environment but today we talked about “prepuce” in front of some important people.
My iPhone is now Steely Dan free
*shudders. I have manicured and pruned the gunk that has collected. I know have a totally pristine iPhone full of music that I love… that completely alienates me from my coworkers and makes me “gay.” It’s strange being around only 1 or 2 people that enjoy new music. I know that it’s all personal preference but why freeze yourself at 18. I don’t ever need to hear...
▲ Slow Magic - Corvette Cassette Offical. ...
Day 4 Sans Facebook
I’m at a bar having fun. How will I tell everyone I know ?! Ugh.
Day 3 Sans Facebook
Last night I went to facebook by habit 3 times. I am also constantly “updating” the status in my head. It’s fucked that at some point I have slowly renamed my actual thoughts as status messages. Not on purpose. Today I logged back in and reactivated my account, then deactivated my accoutn again. I just wanted to see how easy it was. I swear. It made me sad. I miss peoples stupid...
Facebook thought
I hate wearing white shoes. I keep thinking I’m wearing socks.
Day 2: Sans Facebook
I feel disconnected and a bit of shame. Like maybe people think quit because I was too good for it or something. The best analogy I can come up with is that it’s a fun party and I love bullshitting with everyone but I have to wake up early. Too much interaction, especially for someone who loves to bullshit. I told the one person I know without Facebook and he said “WHY?! I don’t...
FACEBOOK DELETED
Deleted the bookmark in my bookmarks bar too. Let’s see how many times I try to click that area on instinct today.
The Internet Experiment Has Failed →
mccimperatriz:
Interesting thoughts over Internet and online behaviour.
This is one I’ve been struggling with. All of our devices are now multi-use. My computer is my typewriter is my instrument is my newspaper is my TV is my checkbook is my journal is my toy. A TV is a passive device, terrible when abused but one switch shuts it off. Sitting at a computer and trying NOT to do only one...
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Academy Members on going to the movies - YouTube →
Ignore the content of the video. I’m watching an Eames doc on netflix. This woman drives me fucking insane. She sounds like Temple Grandin. I like when Temple Grandin talks like Temple Grandin though.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THIS.
