Random Person Today in the street said
“Oh wow, You look like a big bearded Bob Dylan!” Big = Fat Bearded = Hairy Bob Dylan = Jewwy? Did someone just call me a big hairy Jew?
View Larger Map Feeling a little nostalgic today. It feels strange that my car is still in the driveway and the “Cornhole” set Nikola and I built are still visible in the yard. I just wish renting this place didn’t break me monthly. Well I guess it would have been ok if I wasn’t in debt. I’m out now btw.. yay
The distance between my shoes in the morning is proportionally related to how drunk I was the night before.
Mr. Sandler said he has a bachelor’s degree from the University of Oregon, which...– Rape Camp! Is there anyother kind :( Beneath Elmo’s Mask, a Man With a Disturbing Past - NYTimes.com
I have a pet peeve!
When I am surfing the net and people come up behind me and say “why are you looking at that?” BECAUSE INTERNET. Do you really want me to explain the random chain of links that lead me to the page I am on? BECAUSE INTERNET. Ask a better questions, like “What is that?” That has an answer, “This is a baby hippo farting on a cat.” I can answer that question. Why...
Quick gloat. I promise.
Left work at 11pm, long ass day. Thought about taking a cab, said fuck it and rode my bicycle back home. No traffic, bright moon, sick song starts playing as the Eiffel tower is sparkling as I’m crossing the river, sweating, cool air, coasting. Awesome.
Can you guys help me out?
I am going to start a tumblr based on a simple phrase or concept, then you all submit content for it, then I sell a book! I get money and you get to see that more than 3 people like or reblog a picture you sent in! let’s run down the list… Shit my hipster dad says? Pugs in birthday hats? (post secret is cool though… but man there are so many others, what is the deal?)
Proof that context is king:
Smelling parmesan cheese in a restaurant. Good. Smelling parmesan cheese in a restroom. Not Good.
/ida hmanəm aɪ kja namṛtuh zdɛ:taha/…/ghʷɪvah-pjorn-ɪttham sas da:tṛ kredah/– What does David the robot ask the Engineer in Prometheus Spoiler if you ain’t done gone and seened the movie-film.
The Uncanny Valley
Who cares if we are close or we suck, one day we will cross it. Then what? I am not a fan of censoring games or the theory that violence in movies and games make players violent… but but but… what are we going to do with all that violence and sexism once we cross the uncanny valley? When kids smash dolls and toys together they know they are not real. When we blow a friends face off in...
jtotheizzoe: Night Skies Oh. My. Goodness. We know about my weakness for time-lapse videos of beautiful stuff. This is just feeding the beast. These are some star shots captured on a road trip by a time-lapse production company called T-Recs. I love how they blend views of long, threadlike star trails with detailed (labeled!) shots of pinpoint stars across the cosmic canvas. Have you ever...