July 2012
France?What?
Let me start by saying I am chronically late and I accept that certain things happen as a result. Never in my life did I think owing 600 Euros to the French government for less than a year would result in 5 people coming to my apartment to take all of my stuff. Luckily they went to my old apartment. I haven’t been home yet to the place I live right now… so maybe they did take all my...
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I got shit faced Friday. Vomit in the street style. I spent all of Saturday sleeping. Sunday, today, I woke up at 3pm. Threw on some shoes and walked outside in the general direction of food. I’ve worked something like 28 of the last 31 days. The longest stretch was 12 days in a row. I’ve slept at work 4 times in that stretch. I was riding a delirious high most of the time. So today,...
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i ouant iour bouchi birde inne maille beutaule
– One of my coworkers types to me phonetically French in English. “maille beutaule” is tight butthole… I mean taillette beutaule say diffyseal poor mwah duh fare luh memshose
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