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Ass down on a baguette

Hooray for internet based C-swapping.

TUMBLed: Stumping Siri

pixelmonkee:

“Remind me to pick up breakfast tomorrow at 6:50.”

I was hoping siri would dazzle me and pick up the context of breakfast and set the time appropriately to 6:50am. Unfortunately, I got 6:50pm. When I said “edit” at siri’s prompting me to confirm, siri asked to restate my note.

“Remind me to pick…

Remind me to pick up breakfast tomorrow MORNING at 6:50 worked. Ideally it would get AM but I’ve learned you need to give morning and night descriptors to get the reminders right :/

Lincoln and Venice! I love when a random pic on my dash pops up and I recognize the area

(Source: 16valvehate, via racecafe)

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It wasn’t until over a decade later, when my mother was at Creighton University in Omaha, that she slid into a profound depression. Her realization, thousands of miles from her gigantic family and past, was that if she died, it would be a small story on the Creighton Campus, a small story in New Jersey, and ultimately, no one depended on her survival.

Then she tells me, her youngest son, what I never thought to ask. “I really tried hard to be the best person I could be. So that if I died it mattered.”

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The lovely moment where you shatter your iPhone and there’s two touching penises on the back.

The lovely moment where you shatter your iPhone and there’s two touching penises on the back.

(Source: eddypurry, via apophatic)

(via This Is The World’s First Entirely 3D-Printed Gun (Photos) - Forbes)
People are more worried about the possibility of 3d printed guns than the millions of actual guns already out there.

(via This Is The World’s First Entirely 3D-Printed Gun (Photos) - Forbes)

People are more worried about the possibility of 3d printed guns than the millions of actual guns already out there.

All of my belongings are disposable. Drum sticks? Check. Power Cable to a camera I no longer own? Check. 37 USB cables? Check.

All of my belongings are disposable. Drum sticks? Check. Power Cable to a camera I no longer own? Check. 37 USB cables? Check.

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Song by Rhye. Original music produced by Telephoned.

minimaldesks:

So warm and inviting all around.

minimaldesks:

So warm and inviting all around.

(Source: architectura, via topo-designs)

thingsorganizedneatly:

Heritage Bicycles
ed: Thanks to Maureen Sill for sending this one my way.

thingsorganizedneatly:

Heritage Bicycles

ed: Thanks to Maureen Sill for sending this one my way.

(Source: loosetiger)

hypsterism:

RIIICK ROSSS (2013)

hypsterism:

RIIICK ROSSS (2013)

Gratuitous Sunset. (at le maison du castor)

Gratuitous Sunset. (at le maison du castor)