Ass down on a baguette

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Dear Older American Women on Vacation in Paris

I do not know where to get cocaine. I have nothing against cocaine but I don’t know where to buy it. Please stop asking me. If you repeat yourself this much without cocaine you must be unbearable on cocaine. I didn’t know where to buy cocaine the first time you asked. My knowledge of places to buy cocaine does not magically increase the more you ask where to buy cocaine. I do not know where to buy cocaine in Paris. If you find somewhere let me know. It’s cool that you were a dancer in Vegas for Siegfried and Roy and now you are a mom on a “girls weekend.” Now that I know that I still have no idea where to buy cocaine.  Also, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING.

1 year ago 6 notes
  1. pomvox said: It’s not me, right? Oh wait. I don’t get to go to Paris. Dammit.
  2. willycheesesteak said: lol
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