Ass down on a baguette

Hooray for internet based C-swapping.

"Let’s pretend I’m Garfield & your pussy is a hot dish of lasagna.” - ROUGHLY as good as a pickup line can get"
- rob delaney (robdelaney) on Twitter
11 months ago 1 notes
  1. iamkola said: i started following his twitter last year and even though 9 out 10 times he’s brilliant i never bothered to look up who he is or what he’s done.
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