When I am surfing the net and people come up behind me and say “why are you looking at that?”
BECAUSE INTERNET.
Do you really want me to explain the random chain of links that lead me to the page I am on?
BECAUSE INTERNET.
Ask a better questions, like “What is that?” That has an answer, “This is a baby hippo farting on a cat.” I can answer that question. Why am I watching it?! BECAUSE INTERNET.
