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Ass down on a baguette
Hooray for internet based C-swapping.
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Today’s Awesome French Related Thingy
When French people with thick accents say bottle it sounds just like BUTTHOLE. When French people say Bottle in French, Boutielle, it sounds like Booty.
“My butthole is empty”
“Have you seen my butthole?”
Think on that shit.
Shit Nobody Says in Paris
I’m french. Living in Paris. Every word in this video is word of truth.
I don’t get it all but “I love this smell” in the metro, “Its too sunny today,” and “do you know where I can take a shit around here” are gold.
Edit: my French is not good enough to distinguish taking a shit from buying some shit(weed) thanks Ben ;)(Source: mccimperatriz)
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I’m so confused
My Japanese co-worker told me when she was learning French she imagined objects with penises to help her remember their gender. I told her I didn’t want to always see dicks in my head after learning. Her reply was “Noooo, cute penises!” This made me think of The Jonas Brothers Dicks. Disney channel type dicks. I focused on that for awhile and did some soul searching, then I decided to use the cute dick method. I drew a “Cute Penis.” I will tape these to all the shit at work.
Todays cute dicked object is the écran/screen.
