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Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago - A Take Away Show (by LaBlogotheque)

So many awesome natural things happen in this video.

This is my favorite. Every fucking door in Paris has a button to unlock it. My first 3 months hear I would shake the shit out of doors. Even worse was then there was a light button/door button right next to someones actual door which had a doorbell. Three buttons, all glowing in the dark with tiny unreadable things written over them.

I’ve talked more about buttons than the video but I’ve posted the video before and it’s like 5 years old now. BUTTONS.

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Shit Nobody Says in Paris

I’m french. Living in Paris. Every word in this video is word of truth.

I don’t get it all but “I love this smell” in the metro, “Its too sunny today,” and “do you know where I can take a shit around here” are gold.

Edit: my French is not good enough to distinguish taking a shit from buying some shit(weed) thanks Ben ;)
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Balam Acab! (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

Balam Acab! (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

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Holy Other, started out pretty terrible. Tryin not to hate (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

Holy Other, started out pretty terrible. Tryin not to hate (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

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I hate the annoying assholes handing out show flyers while You waitin line for a concert but this time they handed me gold. Balam Acab!

I hate the annoying assholes handing out show flyers while You waitin line for a concert but this time they handed me gold. Balam Acab!

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Smells like poop in the bottom of this boat (Taken with instagram)

Smells like poop in the bottom of this boat (Taken with instagram)

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Hard Graft baggin it (Taken with instagram)

Hard Graft baggin it (Taken with instagram)

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Taken with Instagram at Jardin du Luxembourg

Taken with Instagram at Jardin du Luxembourg

Taken with Instagram at Jardin du Luxembourg

Taken with Instagram at Jardin du Luxembourg

Taken with Instagram at Musée du Louvre

Taken with Instagram at Musée du Louvre

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New boot goofin in a puddle! Oh what’s day for boot goofin! (Taken with Instagram at le Royal Opéra)

New boot goofin in a puddle! Oh what’s day for boot goofin! (Taken with Instagram at le Royal Opéra)

Graf truc (Taken with instagram)

Graf truc (Taken with instagram)

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It will never get old for me (Taken with instagram)

It will never get old for me (Taken with instagram)

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Le Cowboy protects and watches over all elderly bus riders.  (Taken with instagram)

Le Cowboy protects and watches over all elderly bus riders. (Taken with instagram)

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