Ass down on a baguette

Yep. Cats are SO SMART… time for my cat rant. 

I will start with a quote:

“It’s better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

That pretty much sums it up. I bet if we could listen to a cat’s thoughts it would be perfectly in line with a dogs. They just have better poker faces.

Cats are not smarter because “they can survive without you.” If you die in your home, doors all locked up, eventually your dogs will eat your face. How is that for surviving. This animal that loved you unconditionally will eat your fucking face. That is surviving.

Dogs can do fine without you but they just actually like you and show it. There are wild dogs and they seem to do fine, you may have heard of them, they are mother fucking wolves…

It’s all relative. Neither Cats nor dogs can do math or open bank accounts or fly planes, or read and write, or learn HTML.

Dogs and Cats are dumb as shit. Let’s all accept this. How smart is any animal that let’s us put clothes on it without murdering us.