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The Quiet City: Winter in Paris 

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Listening to my favorites list on hype I opened up iPhoto, scrolled back to the first photo on this puter, which was about 2011, and just held down the right arrow key. Wow. It’s hard to describe what it feels like to whip through 2 years of your life to a pretty appropriate glitchy stuttery uplifty song. It’s sad and awesome. It’s sawesome. I am recharging my older laptop so I can go back to 2010. I may squirt some when that happens. I’ll be able to condense my going away party, flight, arrival, 2.5yrs of life, going away party, and my flight home all in 4 minutes. Fuck.

Listening to my favorites list on hype I opened up iPhoto, scrolled back to the first photo on this puter, which was about 2011, and just held down the right arrow key. Wow. It’s hard to describe what it feels like to whip through 2 years of your life to a pretty appropriate glitchy stuttery uplifty song. It’s sad and awesome. It’s sawesome. I am recharging my older laptop so I can go back to 2010. I may squirt some when that happens. I’ll be able to condense my going away party, flight, arrival, 2.5yrs of life, going away party, and my flight home all in 4 minutes. Fuck.

Tagged with:  #Paris  #moving  #real talk
Paris 10-27-2012 (Taken with Cinemagram)

Paris 10-27-2012 (Taken with Cinemagram)

Tagged with:  #cinemagraph  #gif  #paris  #winter
Paris-London-10-12-11 (Taken with Cinemagram)

Paris-London-10-12-11 (Taken with Cinemagram)

Tagged with:  #cinemagraph  #gif  #paris  #france  #travel  #london
zoshua:

BVWA! Eiffell Hand-Job! Duh!

This was taken from a boat, on the move.

zoshua:

BVWA!
Eiffell Hand-Job!
Duh!

This was taken from a boat, on the move.

Tagged with:  #paris  #eiffel tower  #france  #fat dude  #strokin
Bubble tea

Bubble tea

Tagged with:  #Paris  #instagram  #iphone
This parade is soooo gay. I’m holding out for the bear version of techno viking.

This parade is soooo gay. I’m holding out for the bear version of techno viking.

Tagged with:  #Paris  #instagram  #photo  #happy pulse  #parade

Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago - A Take Away Show (by LaBlogotheque)

So many awesome natural things happen in this video.

This is my favorite. Every fucking door in Paris has a button to unlock it. My first 3 months hear I would shake the shit out of doors. Even worse was then there was a light button/door button right next to someones actual door which had a doorbell. Three buttons, all glowing in the dark with tiny unreadable things written over them.

I’ve talked more about buttons than the video but I’ve posted the video before and it’s like 5 years old now. BUTTONS.

mccimperatriz:

Shit Nobody Says in Paris

I’m french. Living in Paris. Every word in this video is word of truth.

I don’t get it all but “I love this smell” in the metro, “Its too sunny today,” and “do you know where I can take a shit around here” are gold.

Edit: my French is not good enough to distinguish taking a shit from buying some shit(weed) thanks Ben ;)

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Balam Acab! (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

Balam Acab! (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

Tagged with:  #balam acab  #point ephemere  #music  #paris
Holy Other, started out pretty terrible. Tryin not to hate (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

Holy Other, started out pretty terrible. Tryin not to hate (Taken with Instagram at Point ephemere)

Tagged with:  #music  #holy other  #point ephemere  #paris
I hate the annoying assholes handing out show flyers while You waitin line for a concert but this time they handed me gold. Balam Acab!

I hate the annoying assholes handing out show flyers while You waitin line for a concert but this time they handed me gold. Balam Acab!

Tagged with:  #balam acab  #Paris
Smells like poop in the bottom of this boat (Taken with instagram)

Smells like poop in the bottom of this boat (Taken with instagram)

Tagged with:  #Batofer  #concert  #Paris
Hard Graft baggin it (Taken with instagram)

Hard Graft baggin it (Taken with instagram)

Tagged with:  #hard graft  #paris  #iphone  #photo
Taken with Instagram at Jardin du Luxembourg

Taken with Instagram at Jardin du Luxembourg